Constipating

It’s all fart and no shit. Agonizing.

It’s not like I’ve been binging on chocolates - no I haven’t!

Also, who bit Beyoncé? 

Happy 10th

Today marks the 10th year I’ve been with The Company. 

Out of 20 in my batch, only 7 are still flying. I wish my batch mates a happy 10th year! 

Kinda crazy that I have been here since graduation. Everything I know about the world I learned from Google and the people I met while flying. 

Very humbled to have been given this chance to go on this journey. I’ve had too many happy times flying but I’ll save that for another day. 

To celebrate, I’ll be meeting 2 very important girls for high tea: the first is my closest batch girl and the second was the girl who casually asked if I’d like to go for the interview together with her, and who also got offers from Emirates and The Company, and who together with me chose to stay closer to our families. 

Without the two of them, my journey as a Cabin Crew would definitely not have started not would it be complete. 

Is the air in the plane different at the front end and the back end?

Did a notorious flight yesterday.

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At one end, one passenger complained to me that the crew zipped past him many times without answering his call light. FYI, the seat-belt sign hadn’t gone off for more than 2 minutes. Then he said, “I want cup noodles and a cup of coke now! I’m very hungry!!” (Aren’t you an adult?)
So I apologized and flew off to get this hungry and angry man his request.
Before I managed to excuse myself, he even curtly said,”You better remember! Nowadays your crew are very forgetful!” (Already judging? Didn’t we just meet?)


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At another end of the plane, a passenger bought a big box of assorted Ferrero chocolates for the crew, wishing the crew Happy International Women’s Day and appreciating that it’s a day to celebrate US!

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Which ends do these two pax belong to?
It’s your guess ;) 

Problems that come with a helper

My grandmother-in-law’s helper is young and vain. Only lately she has been giving a lot of problems and these problems are all too familiar - Gua-ma used to have problems like that with her previous helpers too.

For instance, this helper has been putting on makeup every day! When relatives come over on Saturday she makes sure she has on her makeup. Eye-shadow and all. Like WTF?? For who to appreciate?
Despite almost all of her salary being sent back every month to her family, she recently secretly bought a new smartphone. Where did she get her money from?
She also started to have a relationship with another man from her home country who’s working in Malaysia - and they’ve never met before!
She also cries or make a fuss when she does not get her iPad back in time say, before dinner time.
It’s all very messed up.

If you ever find a good helper, like a good girlfriend, never let her go. 

Long winter

Had Spring lost track of the dates and forgot to come?? 

This winter is kinda draggy. I’ve been to too many cold cities this winter. Heading to London tomorrow and I must say, I’m not looking forward to the cold! 

Temperature is -2, feels like -9, they say. 

I don’t like shopping when I’m all wrapped up like a dumpling. 

In other news, I’ve concluded that every time I drink Starbucks, I get a few new zits. Says a lot about the sugar content.